The Ten Commandments v2.0 ( g33kz 0n1y )

This has really nothing to do with the project, I just thought that it was time to rewrite the Ten Commandments so they suit the modern times. Hope no-one gets offended by this.

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before 127.0.0.1
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth, or that is proprietary copyrighted material. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me and bug them with ridiculously lawsuits for copyright infringement; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, nor take the name of registered trademarks; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain and the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them should expect to be bugged with ridiculously large infringement claims.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy and cure your hangover. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work, and on the sixth evening tough shalt party like it was the end of days: But the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
5. Honour thy father and thy mother and the original authors of the sourcecode thou are implementing in thy software: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.
6. Thou shalt not kill, nor perform DOS attacks.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery nor "toying around" with fancy operating systems other than thy beloved one.
8. Thou shalt not steal or download copyrighed material.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour nor misuse his unsecured wireless network.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor his computer, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.