I don't like Mondays

Ouch, this is one of those Mondays that you would think only was a rumor.....
*I'm tired
*I'm freezing
*The store outside my job is sold out of canned Coke and it's too far to walk to the next one
*I've been unlucky with my choice of clothes/footwear today - the result is that I get this "funny" electric shock each time I touch a metal object. At my workplace - all the doorknobs are made of metal and I have to pass a total of 8 doors to get my hourly cup of coffee ..
*Some system we rely on at work is down,- so today I am stuck with doing monkey work. Meanwhile the pending work load is continously growing larger for each hour the system is down.
*I thought I had money, but when I checked my bank account I became aware of the fact that I had some bills that were due for payment today, and this morning 200$ has been automagically abducted from my account.

...... and it's barely passed 11:00 am yet, I can't wait to see what happens next

Filthy thieves

I've until now been very proud of being a landowner in Florida. To be exact, I've owned 1 square inch of land. Now I don't have that land anymore.....